Calling sick on a monday morning
can lead to bad things
dont tell a lie
if you cant back things up

Dont look forward to your next day off
You might not even have a job
Wash your hands nicely and tough
its not cool to be a slob.

Early One morning your numb and hungover
you can call in sick
But early one morning your tired and bored
your a CLEARLY not sick!

ITS not worth the risk to lose your job
you'd best be better off
waking up early everyday
no need to show off.